In order to try to feel better about living in a house drawn to scorpions during the hot dry season as it is I had my mom buy some BUG BARRIER to keep them out. Turns out it works...so far on pill bugs for sure! We normally are greeted with tons along the hallway every morning because they must have been attracted to the night light in the hallway, but I went outside the front door today and found a lot of dead-erns. Sorry guys. I like rolly pollys (interchangeable name!!!) but they really have only one fate in our house...to be swept up with the swivel sweeper/to be stepped on while I get ready for the day/to escape using some sweet ninja exoskeleton skills. Yeah...I pulled that out of my biology hat.
The phases of flossing I go through go like this: I buy some cool green flossing sticks...the rounded machete kind...? Then I use them. I use one more than once because it's a waste of my money and landfill space if I'm just going to use it once. Plus if you rinse it off and you're just going to brush your teefers after the flossing then why not use it again...up to 5 times max...I'm sure I've missed track at one point in time. But yeah, so I then stopped flossing. But then I would do it randomly...and now I'm doing it almost every night...I say almost because sometimes I just don't feel like I have the energy to brush my teeth before I go to bed. There are also phases of wearing a retainer. Kim threw hers away!!! I didn't. It's a retainer with a watermelon design in it. I finally got some more (sumore) ...really it's just better said with a Texan accent than used in a sentence... denture cleaner to use on my retainer to get a cleaner clean. That's really a little slogan for (You know if logan was slow on the football field they could have called him slow-gan) charmin freshmates (butt wipes).
I know what chap stick I used the night before last...the one I just opened to find a big gash in the top. It goes to show that darkness plus chapstick...or just closing it with your eyes closed...is detrimental to the shape you desire with your chapstick. I like it when I borrow someones chapstick and it's domed...I can never get mine to do that. Oh well. I'll just stay jealous.
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